I don’t get hate. In fact, I wish I got more hate instead of a constant stream of people praising my cutting wit and paramount sarcasm.
So here’s a tip: if you want to be featured on this blog, send me cruel, hateful messages!
(Then again even the haters are running out of material; the last girl, what did she call me, ‘fat loser virgin’ or something along those lines. Seriously guys, you can do better than that.)