caught between a rock and a hard place.
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caught between a rock and a hard place.

Anonymous sent: ten reasons why Onew bulge is worship-worthy

I’ll give you five.

1. Theism. Throughout history, human beings have clung to false idols and religious doctrines to convince themselves there is life after death instead of complete and utter darkness/nothingness. Dubulge is that hope, that light we can use to destroy Satan and his illuminati spawn.

2. Philanthropist Endeavors. Shinee is the only kpop band in the world, so appreciating dubulge would be in part appreciating Shinee, and since Shinee is a force of pure goodness, we would be extending their far-reaching efforts to bring joy to the entire world.

3. Authority. Dr. Sigmund Freud said that the phallus symbolically represents male generative power. Freud also said girls subconsciously want to fuck their dads and boys want to fuck their moms- and we actually believed it. You know why? He had authority. Dubulge has authority, and we need authority in this world, otherwise how would we convince poverty-stricken people to fight in countries that are no real threat to us?

4. Sex. Dubulge represents a healthy sex life, and on tumblr if you don’t talk about sex and sexual acceptance you are definitely boring and a scumbag so there’s that.

5. Hope. A little delusion never hurt anyone, that’s why we have the concept of hope. We all hope for things every day that are never going to happen: the end of capitalism, happiness for everyone, true love. Most importantly, we all hope for a world where Key can practice safe-anal sex without the scrutiny of society, and Dubulge represents that hope, so appreciating Dubulge would be supporting Key.

Anonymous sent: You don't run the 'ask-sirdubulge' blog do you, because that would be so disappointing.

No, I don’t.

This is the only blog I run about Dubulge, it’s the real Dubulge blog, and the other Dubulge blogs are just imitating, so won’t the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up.

Onew attempts to reason with his little friend when it begins to show signs of aggression during a live performance.

11 months ago · 244 notes · Reblog
#dubulge #onew #shinee 
Anonymous sent: Do you have any proof that Onew actually said that quote on your blog? I doubt he would actually say that in public, or even SM would allow him to say that.

Yeah, sure. Thank you for asking nicely. He said that when this news agency asked him after this concert. Any other intellectually invigorating questions about this blog?

onew, live after a performance of new hit song ‘dream cock’.
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onew, live after a performance of new hit song ‘dream cock’.

modern version of peekaboo. 

(Source: littleshinee)

Anonymous sent: Onew has a nice package. Too bad he's ugly as fuck and SHINee would be better off without him

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1 year ago · 9 notes · Reblog
#onew #shinee 
a friend continues to have fun with her new label-maker she bought for college.

a friend continues to have fun with her new label-maker she bought for college.

"Damnit! Again? Seriously, please. PLEASE. Listen to me. Just stop it. Just please go back. Retract back into yourself, can’t you do that? This is humiliating. Please?"

"Damnit! Again? Seriously, please. PLEASE. Listen to me. Just stop it. Just please go back. Retract back into yourself, can’t you do that? This is humiliating. Please?"