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This is the future after SHINee: Onew is wearing trackpants after giving Dubulge an obvious workout with two women at the same time. Also, we see Kibum finally embracing his true sexual identity.

This is the future after SHINee: Onew is wearing trackpants after giving Dubulge an obvious workout with two women at the same time. Also, we see Kibum finally embracing his true sexual identity.

Anonymous sent: How big is Onew's dick?

Onew’s dick is so big, every time he gets a hard-on it causes a solar eclipse.

3 years ago · 48 notes · Reblog
This photo is from when Onew tripped on the red carpet because the gravity of his penis was pulling him off balance and into a black hole.

This photo is from when Onew tripped on the red carpet because the gravity of his penis was pulling him off balance and into a black hole.

(via sol-tama)
The beast is being contained here. After which his legs will be spread and history will unfold- or tear, rather.

(via sol-tama)

The beast is being contained here. After which his legs will be spread and history will unfold- or tear, rather.

Anonymous sent: how come dubulge hasn't been present for a while?

As much as I’d like to be living inside Onew’s trousers, I don’t. Therefore I’m unable to provide reasons for why his penis is deciding to stay confined in a tight parcel within his underwear.

But I assure you it will rise again, like a phoenix from the ashes. It’ll be biblical.

3 years ago · 37 notes · Reblog

(Miss Admin, can you make a hilarious caption for this picture? rofl)

-Anon

Sure:

This is a wonderful page from the Dubulge photo album. You can see here that, as a child, Dubulge was a very active young penis. In picture one, it is having a wondrous time during a musical. In picture 4, it is recovering from a tantrum. It is albums like these which assure us that even after it is gone, its legacy will live forever.

This is a wonderful page from the Dubulge photo album. You can see here that, as a child, Dubulge was a very active young penis. In picture one, it is having a wondrous time during a musical. In picture 4, it is recovering from a tantrum. It is albums like these which assure us that even after it is gone, its legacy will live forever.

3 years ago · 819 notes · Reblog
#dubulge #onew #album 
Anonymous sent: if you could pick one gif to represent this blog what would it be?

3 years ago · 74 notes · Reblog
Fill in the blank:
Jjong- “When I come back from Shin SK’s house tonight______________”

Fill in the blank:

Jjong- “When I come back from Shin SK’s house tonight______________”

3 years ago · 1,340 notes · Reblog