Anonymous sent: Is this tumblr innactive? How come there are no new bulge pics? ....

No one is submitting anything and I’m too fucking lazy to go through the tags myself.  You should be happy I don’t spam your dashboards in desperation with mindless ramblings and shitty fics like the rest of the dwindling shinee fan population.

kinddobu:

It’s crazy. It’s the Onew thought was very uncomfortable

それはクレイジーだ。 Onewが非常に不快に思ったことだよ

+ Please don’t say ‘dubulge’. 
This nickname is disgrace for onew.
You wan’t be onew happy?
 Please stop say dululge.


저는 한국 팬임을 먼저 알려드립니다. 절대 이 포스팅은 온유의 정글사진을 저장하고, 리블로그 하란 뜻이 아닙니다. 이 프리뷰를 찍은 팬의 행동이 잘못되었음을 지적하고, 온유의 해외별명에 대해 여러분께 할 말이 있기 때문입니다. dululge 라는 별명을 온유가 직접 들었을때를 생각 해보셨나요? 
분명 수치스러움과 더불어, 기분이 불쾌할것이에요. 여러분이 온유를 위한다면, 그런 별명들을 자제하는것이 좋을 것이라 생각해요. 말투가 다소 날카로운 점 죄송하고, 위의 문장들의 문맥이 맞지 않은 점 사과 드립니다. 이 글을 부디 많은 분들이 볼 수 있었으면 좋겠어요.

Seriously guys stop it. A Korean fan is offended so everyone needs to stop RIGHT NOW. This is serious. You’re all ruining his goddamn life. Oh my God how is he going to recover from this; this is a goddamn Shakespearean tragedy.

kinddobu:

It’s crazy. It’s the Onew thought was very uncomfortable

それはクレイジーだ。 Onewが非常に不快に思ったことだよ

+ Please don’t say ‘dubulge’.
This nickname is disgrace for onew.
You wan’t be onew happy?
Please stop say dululge.


저는 한국 팬임을 먼저 알려드립니다. 절대 이 포스팅은 온유의 정글사진을 저장하고, 리블로그 하란 뜻이 아닙니다. 이 프리뷰를 찍은 팬의 행동이 잘못되었음을 지적하고, 온유의 해외별명에 대해 여러분께 할 말이 있기 때문입니다. dululge 라는 별명을 온유가 직접 들었을때를 생각 해보셨나요?
분명 수치스러움과 더불어, 기분이 불쾌할것이에요. 여러분이 온유를 위한다면, 그런 별명들을 자제하는것이 좋을 것이라 생각해요. 말투가 다소 날카로운 점 죄송하고, 위의 문장들의 문맥이 맞지 않은 점 사과 드립니다. 이 글을 부디 많은 분들이 볼 수 있었으면 좋겠어요.

Seriously guys stop it. A Korean fan is offended so everyone needs to stop RIGHT NOW. This is serious. You’re all ruining his goddamn life. Oh my God how is he going to recover from this; this is a goddamn Shakespearean tragedy.

fanficsagogo sent: I am thrilled that you are still proselytizing the virtues of worshiping such an amazing law defying piece of anatomy! Thank you for your continued vigilance!

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3 months ago · 5 notes · Reblog
Anonymous sent: Hey where are you? I was really expecting a sarcastic 'happy birthday onew' post

I was too busy sacrificing small woodland animals to the Onew altar set up in my closet.

3 months ago · 6 notes · Reblog
Anonymous sent: Why do you refer Minho as "some other dude"?

Who the fuck is Minho?

5 months ago · 22 notes · Reblog
Anonymous sent: Do you think if I was about to die onew would let me suck his dick for like 30 sec. Hell, I would be ok w/ putting one of is old pants crotches In my face.

Publishing this in case you guys are wondering what kind of people follow this blog.

Anonymous sent: where would dubulge take someone on a date?

The emergency room.

5 months ago · 286 notes · Reblog
caught between a rock and a hard place.
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caught between a rock and a hard place.

Anonymous sent: Are you ever not sarcastic?

No, never. Even when I sleep the atoms in my body release sarcastic energy that shifts the atmosphere in my room to make sure I can wake up fully refreshed to answer a bunch of anons asking personal questions about Onew’s dick.

6 months ago · 52 notes · Reblog
#dubulge 
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